ADHD Asphalt Demon Hell's Disciples Champion Hoodie

Got an attention span shorter than a squid's life expectancy, throw on this Embroidered Champion hoodie faster than you can split lanes!

What Makes This Cut More Legendary Than Knee Draggin' on The Dragon:
- 82% Cotton, 18% Poly Fleece: Softer than your old lady's kiss, tougher than a Harley mechanic's hands.
- Scrunch-Dye, Tie-Dye Pattern: Because your mind's as scattered as the chrome on a rat bike.
- Matching Drawcords: Tighter than your chicken strips after a track day.
- Front Pouch Pocket: Bigger than your saddlebags, perfect for your brain meds, DOT-approved fidget spinners, or the pink slips of cagers you've smoked.
- Embroidered letters 

Too edgy for the dealership, too comfy for Sturgis, just perfect for your next poker run.

Care Instructions:
Wash it, don't wash it, use it as a shop rag - we don't give a shift. This hoodie's more resilient than your bike after a lowside.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to pop dank wheelies, summon demons at stop lights, or start customizing 50 bikes simultaneously. Manufacturer not responsible for speeding tickets, exorcisms, or garages full of half-finished project bikes.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 

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